Pelakon Yusni Jaafar Meninggal Dunia

KUALA LUMPUR: Pelakon terkenal, Yusni Jaafar meninggal dunia awal pagi ini di Hospital Selayang akibat kegagalan hati.

Yusni, 63, menghembuskan nafasnya pada kira-kira jam 2.30 pagi.

Menurut anak keduanya Raja Ema, ibunya dimasukkan ke hospital itu pada 31 Januari lalu.

Anak bongsu Yusni, Raja Irna Raja Ibrahim, 23, berkata air dan darah yang dimasukkan ke tubuh beliau tidak sampai kepada tempat yang sepatutnya kerana berkumpul pada anggota badan.

"Kata doktor, hati ibu sudah rosak teruk dan tidak dapat berfungsi lagi sehinggakan menjejaskan fungsi buah pinggang. Air yang dimasukkan ke dalam badan ibu berkumpul juga pada bahagian anggota tubuh. Doktor memberitahu kandungan darah ibu juga tidak mencukupi walaupun sudah dimasukkan dengan banyak," katanya ketika ditemui di wad terbabit.

Raja Irna, anak yang paling akrab dengan Yusni, dilihat kerap berusaha mengubah suasana pilu dalam wad seperti bergurau kecil dengan ibunya. Malah pada ketika wartawan menghala lensa kamera untuk merakam gambar mereka, lantas Irna mengangkat tangan Yusni dan menyuruh ibunya membuat tanda peace dan melontarkan senyuman .

Saat menyentuh hati, ketika berjabat tangan perpisahan dengan wartawan , Yusni sempat mengirimkan salamnya kepada para peminat dan meminta untuk mendoakannya agar cepat pulih.

"Sampaikan salam saya kepada peminat dan mintalah mereka semua berdoa supaya saya sembuh," katanya dengan nada yang terlalu lemah.

Orang yang paling dekat dengan Yusni iaitu adiknya, pelakon Sukarni Jaafar, 55, atau lebih dikenali dengan panggilan Mak Nani, turut ditemui bersama di wad itu. Dialah antara orang yang berusaha keras memberi semangat kepada Yusni untuk terus berjuang. Difahamkan, anak-anak Yusni yang lain termasuk Raja Ema juga datang menjaga Yusni secara bergilir-gilir di hospital berkenaan.

"Sebelum ini, dia pernah dimasukkan ke hospital ini beberapa kali, bagaimanapun kali ini dia ditahan paling lama apabila doktor mengesahkan keadaannya berada pada tahap paling kritikal. Sudah seminggu lalu dia dimasukkan ke wad ini," kata Sukarni dalam nada sedih.

Katanya, jenazah ibunya dibawa balik ke rumah keluarga di 37, Jalan USJ 3/2, Taman Seafield Jaya, Subang Jaya, dekat sini dan disembahyangkan di Masjid USJ 15, pagi ini sebelum dikebumikan di Tanah Perkuburan Islam USJ 21. Yusni, anak kelahiran Tumpat, Kelantan meninggalkan lima cahaya mata.

Antara pencapaian allahyarham sepanjang bergelar anak seni ialah memenangi Pelakon Wanita Komedi Terbaik pada Pesta Filem Malaysia kelapan pada 1989.

Filem pertama lakonannya ialah filem Panglima Badol pada 1978 dan sepanjang hayatnya berlakon dalam kira-kira 20 filem tempatan.

Lakonan terakhir allahyaram ialah dalam filem Cuci pada tahun lalu.

Gula-gula gummy/jelly yg mengandungi 'kulit' khinzir/babi.

Ini adalah gambar yg dikirimkan kpd saya mengenai gula2 jelly & gummy yg diyakini 80 peratus daripadanya dihasilkan daripada 'gelatin' (kulit) khinzir/babi.

Ada baiknye kita berhati-hati dan periksa dahulu sebelum membeli.

Health - Do and Don't...

1) Drink more water in the morning, less at night.

2) Do not drink coffee twice a day.

3) Reduce the amount of oily food you consume.

4) Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning.

5) Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm.

6) Do not take pills with cool water.

7) Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping.

8) Getting less than 8 hours of sleep affects your health.

9) People used to napping will not get old easily.

10) If you can't get to do early morning runs, 5pm-8pm in the afternoon is a great time for jogging.

11) When battery is down to the last grid/bar, do not answer the phone..the radiation is 1000 times.

12) Answer the phone by left ear..it'll spoil your brain directly by using right ear.

13) Do not use headphones/earphone for extended periods of time..rest your ear awhile after 1 hour.

Keluarga Bahagia

Beberapa tahun lepas Ramli jumpa seorang janda bernama Ramlah yang mempunyai anak dara bernama Jamilah. Ramli berkahwin dengan Ramlah dan Jamilah adalah anak tiri Ramli.

Selepas itu bapa kepada Ramli, Jamrud berkahwin dengan anak tiri Ramli, Jamilah. Ini membuatkan Jamilah, mak tiri kepada Ramli yang sebelum ini anak tirinya. Jadi ayah Ramli, Jamrud adalah anak tiri Ramli dan menjadikan Ramlah sebagai Mak Mertua kepada Bapak Mertuanya.

Selang beberapa bulan kemudian, Jamilah anak kepada isteri Ramli, Ramlah melahirkan anak lelaki, Jarul. Jadi Jarul adalah adik kepada Ramli. Tetapi Jarul adalah anak kepada Jamilah, anak kepada isteri Ramli, Ramlah. Menjadikan Jarul adalah cucu kepada isteri Ramli, Ramlah. Sekaligus menjadikan Ramli datuk kepada Jarul, adiknya. Itu tak seberapa lagi.

Selepas itu, Ramli dan Ramlah mendapat anak bernama Jayzee. Sekarang Jamilah, anak tiri Ramli dan juga Mak mertua Ramli menjadi kakak dan juga nenek kepada Jayzee.

Jadi ayah Ramli, Jamrud menjadi abang ipar kepada anak Ramli yang mana kakak ipar Jayzee adalah isteri kepada ayah Ramli, Jadi sekarang, Ramli adalah abang ipar kepada emak mertuanya, isteri Ramli, Ramlah adalah makcik kepada anaknya sendiri, Jamilah... Anak Ramli, Jarul adalah sepupu kepada ayah Ramli, Jamrud dan Ramli adalah datuk kepada dirinya sendiri...

Muahahahahahaha...isk iskisk...phewiiittttt...tebabooom korang faham tak?? aku sendiri tak faham!???

Nape la kluarge dia cam gini…???

PS: Aku sendiri pening menterjemahkan semua nih!!

Something to Share

ONE.. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO.. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE.. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR.. When you say, "I love you"... mean it.

FIVE.. When you say, "I'm sorry"... look the person in the eye.

SIX.. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN.. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT.. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE.. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly... No name calling.

ELEVEN.. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE.. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN.. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'

FOURTEEN.. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN.. Say 'GOD bless you' (alhamdulillah) when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN.. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN.. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN.. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN.. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY.. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY- ONE.. Spend some time alone.

Kids Writing About The Sea

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island .. If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7)

4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8)

6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs (Millie age 6)

7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William age 7)

8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen age 6)

9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)

10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

11 ) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)

12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)

13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot right up her fat ass. (Julie age 7)

Courtesy of the "Flora of South Jersey Network"

The Sharing of Marriage

The sharing of marriage...

The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.

Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything. People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.' Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'

She answered...

"THE TEETH"

PS: agak2 aku lau dah tua pun mcm gini jugak agaknye ye!?....ahak!!